Walking in a Winter… Wonderland? Hmmm…


Wisconsin Weather

Sadly… this forecast is our reality: http://www.weather.com/weather/alerts/localalerts/54904?phenomena=WC&significance=Y&areaid=WIZ048&office=KGRB&etn=0005

Therefore, read the list below for a bit of a laugh…

65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40  above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York city landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero:
People in Miami are convinced the world is over.
People in Wisconsin close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Wisconsin get upset because they can’t start their snow-mobiles.

40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Wisconsin start saying…’cold enough fer ya?’

50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late.

Blessings! Stay warm!

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2 thoughts on “Walking in a Winter… Wonderland? Hmmm…

  1. Sara says:

    I can relate. The same is true over here in Minnesota. It’s brisk here this morning ~ a nice -10 F when I left for work. Your post gave me a good chuckle!

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