Walking in a Winter… Wonderland? Hmmm…

Wisconsin Weather

Sadly… this forecast is our reality: http://www.weather.com/weather/alerts/localalerts/54904?phenomena=WC&significance=Y&areaid=WIZ048&office=KGRB&etn=0005

Therefore, read the list below for a bit of a laugh…

65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40  above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York city landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero:
People in Miami are convinced the world is over.
People in Wisconsin close the windows.

Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Wisconsin get upset because they can’t start their snow-mobiles.

40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Wisconsin start saying…’cold enough fer ya?’

50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late.

Blessings! Stay warm!


2 thoughts on “Walking in a Winter… Wonderland? Hmmm…

  1. Sara says:

    I can relate. The same is true over here in Minnesota. It’s brisk here this morning ~ a nice -10 F when I left for work. Your post gave me a good chuckle!

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