Only Joke You Need to Know

OK – I’m a horrible joke teller. No, no, this is not false modesty. For a person with an almost-photographic visual memory, I can never remember all the words nor get those words in the correct order. And don’t even get me started on cadence and tone! Impossible! So, I bring you the only joke I can tell with confidence, the only joke you need to know!

Here we go:
Q: Why is six afraid of seven?

A: Because seven “eight” nine!



4 thoughts on “Only Joke You Need to Know

  1. Sara says:

    Ha! That’s pretty good.

    • Thanks! It’s so sad… (not really) it really is the only one I can remember properly and tell in the right sequence! LOL πŸ˜€

      Did you get snow? Gosh – I know it will melt today, but there’s a lotta snow!

      • Sara says:

        Sad jokes are the best! Makes us feel like we’re in 3rd grade again.

        It’s gloomy and rainy here in MN. We got some snow last night, but it didn’t stick around. I’m looking forward to the dirty snow melting away. Snow this time of year is never “fresh.”

        Have a good weekend!

      • Thanks, you too! Ditto – the snow can go away now, I’m done with it. πŸ™‚

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